togepathetic:

when your friends don’t include you in the joke

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sexclaimes:

First tattoo and couldn’t be happier.

On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool.

.. Not

You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I wanted to commemorate my best friend who died in a car accident 5 years ago. “Promise” was a word that we would say to one another. I chose my pinky because when we were younger we would always do the pinky promise thing.

So no, I don’t think I’m edgy or cool. What I think is that you should be respectful to other people before you fire off a dumb comment.

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officialwhitegirls:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie

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ammit420:

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Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

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artificialhusband:

this sounds 100% legit 

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artificialhusband:

this sounds 100% legit 

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jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

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morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

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